CARTOON CORE

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released September 16, 2013

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Track Name: PROPHIT
Flowers blooming on a golden meadow
I ought just to be there
People on my way are running scared
I think they are affraid
Don't be affraid
Just come to me follow my way
Light may leave you
Light may lead you but I will stay

Cast the stone if she's to blame
It's only a devil's game
Fame and fortune, glory and shame
The light will prevail
Don't be affraid
Just come to me follow my way
Light may leave you
Light may lead you but I will stay
Forever
Track Name: CANDY KIDS
With detachable nose and a mouth full of demerol
Comeback tour was inevitable
But first I'll marry a kings daughter
That will make me a prince or something
But there is an artist formerly known as prince
To hell with that, let's rape some kids

How did I get from teenage idol
And then becoming a child molester
I cannot think of a good answer
Little kids are cute
But banging them
Is not a formula
For eternal youth

Welcome to Neverevernever devil's land

Party all the way
In devil's land
Party all the time
In devils shrine

My sisters and brothers are here
To protect me from the evil eye
Young at heart, rotten on the outside
In your face cruel world

Parents hide your kids
Candy that sweet
Is never free
Everyone knows
What goes around here

Party all the way
In devil's land
Party all the time
In devils shrine
Track Name: PRO BONO VOX
I layed in bed with Lennon and Ono
I organise concerts for Band-aid Pro bono
When people are thursty
When people are hungry
No, I can't stand it
It makes me so angry
And if you have aids
And you don't have the answer
Just call my number
I'm a fucking freelancer
Watching my life through pink sunglasses
I'm more precious than your sunday masses

Bring water to Africa
Cause I'm Bono Vox
I'm not man of action
I do charity talks
Water is tasty
It's almost champagne
Oh, god allmighty
Surprise them with rain

When people are starving
When people are blue
Forget all about it
And put on U2
When people are starving
When people are blue
Forget all about it
And put it on youtube

I love my music and u2 should do the same
We'll save the world together
They need us pal

Bring water to Africa
Cause I'm Bono Vox
I'm not man of action
I do charity talks
Water is tasty
It's almost champagne
Oh, god allmighty
Surprise them with rain
Track Name: I'M NOT FEELING VERY WELL
I'm not feeling very very well, right now,
And i don't know, but i hope you'll make it fine somehow,
So please do me a favour,
Please put me in the flavour,
Abet me to do the things i like,
Like walking, talking, smiling, laughing, drinking
Sleeping, eating, fucking, feeling, thinking
And bicycling

Bicycle is beautiful and you are also beautiful
Let me stay with you whole my life

Put aside that mobbing behaviour
I just asked you for a little favour
Glowing teeth won't bite you
Glowing teeth just smile
Sacrifice yourself just for a while
Track Name: PORTOGRAPHER
I SHOOT THE GIRLS WITH MY CAMERA
IM INVASIVE LIKE AN AENIMA
BLACK AND WHITE CHICKS, CHICKS WITH DICK ET CETERA
THE NIGHT WILL LAST AS LONG AS MY BATTERY

I GET ERECTION WHEN I SHARPEN MY LENS
A MASSIVE HARD ON STARTS PARTYING IN MY PANTS
I GET EXCITED WHEN I ZOOM IN ON HER SKIRT
LIKE MOTHER SQUIRTS A CHILD WHAT PEOPLE CALL A BIRTH

MAKING LOVE WITH THE APPARATUS
SPREAD YOUR LEGS TO UPGRADE YOUR STATUS
SO NEXT YEAR WE COULD DO A MOVIE
PLOW THAT MUFF, WANKERS DONT LIKE CHEWY

DONT BE SHY, LIKE IM NOT THERE
OBVIOUSLY YOUR PARENTS DONT CARE
THIS IS NOT VANITY FAIR
TO YOUR VANITY IM UNAWARE

TAKE A PICTURE IT WILL LAST FOREVER
I WILL MAKE IT PERMANENT
THIS MOMENT MUSTN'T FADE OUT NEVER
YOU ARE LIKE A GODSEND
Track Name: PARTY MONSTERS
When I saw you on screen
You almost split my spleen
You almost carved my face
With your razor sharp nails
I'm writing you now to ask
Would you be my party pal
See it's halloween
And all the clubs in town
Give a free pass
To anyone who wears a mask
And me and you
We can party through and true

Party monsters
Can't wait to rave
rave their tits off

Look, I know it sounds weird
But I'm sending you a picture
Please
Answer real soon
Send me a sign
I'll bark at the moon
It will be our special night
It's the only time
I'm allowed to go out
Just check the photo
And you'll understand
I'm a monster
Monster with a party plan

Party monsters
Can't wait to rave
rave their tits off
Track Name: NO PROBLEM LIKE MY PROBLEM
No girl wants me
I'm repulsive
I'm a major fucking turnoff
No excuse for doing nothing
Low on memory
High on drugs
Walk away safe and sound
Nothing to do in this god forsaken town
I drank my dreams
Fair and frank
Oh no, not again

No problem like my problem

I want three margaritas with extra cheese

No problem like my problem
Track Name: PLEASE LET ME CRASH
M.B., almost 30, rock star, near Gipsy Lane on Queens Ride, Barnes.
D.F., people's princes, road tunnel, Paris, France.
J.D., his Custom Tudor Ford, that guy's gotta stop, 24 years old.

Please let me crash
Please let me crash
I wanna be in that car
I've a huge crush on car crash
I wanna be in death car
I've a huge crush on car crash

E.C., severe head injuries, he paid his last ride, $1.69.
D.B., died instantly, without a seatbelt there was no help.
I.D., choked on a scarf, goodbye my friends, I'm off to love.

Please let me crash
Please let me crash
I wanna be in that car
I've a huge crush on car crash
I wanna be in death car
I've a huge crush on car crash
Track Name: MARRY
She's only playing silly
She's only playing dumb
It's not amusing
It's not at all fun
She knows she's annoying
She can't help it
It's in her nature
She's epileptic
Seizures make her act that way
With pills she can think straight
Her drinking problem
Is out in the open
Doesn't really help at all
Drinking gin from 8 till 4
Marry Marry, you should get married
But marriage won't solve a thing
You pill poppin' bitch
Death will solve a thing
You dead drunken bitch
Seizures will never stop
Your body will give up
You'll end up in a dumpster
Like your mother predicted
You failed in being a victim
Marry Marry what have you done
Your mother always wanted a son
Track Name: FORGIVE ME MOMMY
I think I'm gonna kill my mom and put her on a shelf
I think I'm posessed by the devil himself
God is great, god is good
But the devil is on a higher level

I already killed my brother
Served it to my friends
With garlic means justify the end
God is great, god is good
But the devil is on a higher level

It's all because they didn't treat me well
I hope someday they'll rot in hell

Forgive me mommy
He was so yummy
Track Name: I HATE TEENAGERS
artwork by niko mihaljevic
Track Name: WHAT DO YOU WANT
what what
what's your favourite colour
what what
what's the size of your shoes
what what
what's your favourite movie
do we do we
do we wanna get groovie
can I can I
can I call you on the phone
what what
what turns you on
who who
who's walking you home
or do we do we
do we wanna get groovie

what do you want
what do you need
what do you get
fuck off and bleed to death
Track Name: SIRENS
I hear sirens
Maybe someone broke his leg
I hear sirens
Maybe someone faked his death
I hear sirens
Maybe it's a prank call
I hear sirens
They don't bother me at all

Maybe we deserve to die

I hear sirens
Hope they're not for me
I hear sirens
They are gonna rescue
I hear sirens
Maybe someone lost his life
I hear sirens
Maybe someone beat his wife

Maybe we deserve to die

Sirens, sirens
Maybe she deserved it
Sirens, sirens
Maybe he deserved it

Maybe we deserve to die
Track Name: BARDOT BRUTAL
What am I gonna do
What am I gonna do to you

(EPIC FLAWLESS MAJESTIC GUITAR SOLO)
Track Name: ULTIMATE BREAKUP SONG
When she told me
Another girl has caught her eye
I cried
When she kissed me
A kiss that only meant goodbye
I cried

Everytime I hear laughter
I think of you and I think of me
It was all a bad joke
You never really cared about me

I was the weakest link
Yes I admit
And now I want you back
I'll do what it takes
I'll make no mistakes

I'll be your full time dyke
Just take me back
You cunt
I don't want this life
This hand and cock is not right for me
Track Name: I SENSE DEATH
More bugs here than in the Amazones
I squashed one and three come to it's funeral
They're crashing into lightbulbs
And falling down on my bed

I sense death

They're crawling on my bedsheets
I can sense their presence
They're digging into my skin
And carving a hell from within

I sense death

They crawl in every hole
In every crack in my bone
They crawl in every hole
Spazming losing control

I feel my precious soul dripping out of my A hole